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The Most Useless Book

APPLY TO DO
UNPAID WORK

The beta-reader programme is an exclusive opportunity to receive, at no cost whatsoever, a book that is already available to everyone at no cost whatsoever (unless they decide to purchase it at a higher price than zero).

In return, you do noticeably more work than people who never applied.

What you get

A candid comparison

  Everyone You
The complete book, at a price you choose, including nothing
Every future chapter, at that same generous price
The unfinished draft, readable on this site as it is written ·
Homework ·
Being asked how a paragraph made you feel ·
Unsolicited replies from the author ·
The quiet suspicion you are being studied ·
Personal mention in the final, printed book. If it ever gets printed, that is. ·
Access to the secret inner-circle. Not a cult. ·
Responsibility for whether this book ever gets finished ·

You may notice the first two rows are identical. That is not an error. Two of the rows below them are arguably advantages, which was not the original plan. The rest have resisted every attempt to describe them as one.

The honest part

A book written alone, with nobody reading it, tends to quietly stop being written. That is the actual reason this programme exists.

You would be reading unfinished chapters, telling me where you got bored, and occasionally saying something kind at the exact moment it is needed. In exchange you get the book, my attention, and a say in what it becomes.

That is the whole offer. It is not a good deal. Some people want it anyway.

The application

Two questions. Both are real.

2. Are you sure you will actually read at least one chapter and give me some feedback, thereby making me feel good and giving me the energy to keep writing? *

I read every one of these personally, which is both a promise and a warning.

Already a beta reader?

Open the draft on this device

Give the address you applied with. Nothing to remember, no password, and it only has to be done once per browser.

Never applied? Apply to be a beta reader. Chapter one is open to everyone either way.

Not convinced? Reasonable. Read chapter one, free or take the whole book for whatever you think it is worth